Ka po'e hana Humor
Hele ka mea hana hale paʻahana ma ka hale kūʻai pūnaewele a ua lawe i ʻelua kāleka kihi no kāna kelepono ʻana mai ka noho.
ʻ answerslelo ke kanaka kālā: - Ua hoʻohui paha kāu kelepona?
ʻAʻole -ʻAʻole
-E kala mai, wahi a ka luna kālā. Inā ʻaʻole ʻoe e hōʻike iaʻu he kelepona paʻalima kāu, ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke kūʻai aku iā ʻoe i nā kāleka. Hoʻokumu ʻia kēia i ke kānāwai hou e pale aku ai i ka ʻaihue ʻana.
I ke ahiahi ʻauila hōʻea i ka mea kūkulu me kāna kelepona ʻana a ua kūʻai aku iā ia i nā kāleka.
I ka lā aʻe e hele mai ana e kūʻai i kahi kī o ke kelepona uila, kau ma ka lewa a he launa hou me ka moʻolelo ʻē aʻe.
-E kala mai iaʻu, inā ʻaʻole ʻoe e lawe i ka mea nona ka hale kahi āu e hoʻonoho ai i ka uila, ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke kūʻai aku iā ʻoe i ke kaula uila, e like me ke kānāwai hou e pale aku ai i nā suicides. He nui ka poʻe me kēia mau kaula i kau aku iā lākou iho, a ua kūʻai iā lākou ma lalo o ke kumu e koi ai iā lākou e hana.
No laila ua haʻalele ka mea hana, lawe mai i ka mea nona ka hale, hōʻike i ka aelike, a mālama hoʻi e kūʻai i ke kaula.
I ke kakahiaka aʻe hiki akula ʻo ia me ka pahu uila ʻona ʻole i ka ipu, a hōʻike iā ia i ka pū kaona ma kahi a; a noi i ke konohiki e hōʻoluʻolu.
- ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu, wahi a ka luna kālā. He aha inā inā he mea ʻoiʻoi pōkole i loko.
Mai hopohopo ka mea hana mai haʻi aku iā ʻoe, ʻaʻohe mea pōkole loa. Hoʻokahi wale nō ala e mālama ai i ke kānāwai o nā mea kūʻai aku hou.
No laila ua kau ka lima i ka mea mālama kālā i ka mea mālama kālā, a hoʻōho:
-ʻOi! keia kūkā Aloha
A laila ʻōlelo akula ka mea hana:-ʻAʻohe makemake wau e kūʻai i ʻelua mau ʻōwila o ka pepa i hoʻomaʻemaʻe ai e hoʻomaʻemaʻe i koʻu hoki
E kala mai, me kaʻole o kēlā mau'ōlelo,ʻakaʻakaʻo ia.
