ʻO Google Earth ma Wikia wikia

Manaʻo wau e hoʻi i ka huakaʻi ʻapōpō, kahi aʻu i loiloi ai i ka pehea o ka hoʻomaʻamaʻa ʻana me ka hoʻohana ʻana ka hale noho i kekahi mau lā i hala aku nei ua kūʻai. Nui ka hoihoi o nā haumāna, maikaʻi loa nā hiʻohiʻona ʻāina, akā hele ka uila i kēia mau wahi kaiāulu i kēlā me kēia lā, e hōʻike ana ʻaʻohe wai e ʻauʻau a pili aku… he aha ka mea e ʻōlelo ai. No laila ʻoiai wau e hoʻi i ka broadband mai koʻu home, a ʻoiaʻiʻo i kaʻu mau wā hoʻomaha, eia wau ke waiho nei iā ʻoe i kahi manawa kaʻawale.

kiʻi ʻO ka Uncyclopedia kahi mana Geek o ka wikipedia, kahi mea hoʻomākeʻaka i kēlā me kēia manawa. E nānā i kekahi o nā mea ma Google Earth, a i ʻole e like me kā lākou e ʻōlelo ai ma Yahoo Answers, Google Heart

Huaʻōlelo kaulana

Ma kahi kūlana ma kahi iʻikeʻoleʻia kona inoa ma ka Google Earth

- Miguel de Ka Cervantes e pili ana i ka honua Google

ʻAʻohe mea e nānā mai iaʻu ʻo Martians e ʻoki

- ʻO ka mea kanu e pili ana i ka honua Google

Hiki iaʻu keʻike i kou hale maiʻaneʻi !!!

- keʻano haʻahaʻa ke kanaka e pili ana i ka honua Google

Hōʻike

Google Earth He polokalamu ia e ʻimi ai i ka honua. No kahi laʻa: inā e nalowale ana kāu mau kī, kau ʻoe i kāu "mau kī" i ka ʻimi ʻimi a ʻo nā mea ʻē aʻe ʻaʻole ʻoe e ʻike i kekahi mea no ka mea ka palaki ʻana o ka papahana.

ʻO Google Earth Utilities

ʻAʻohe mea hoʻohana maikaʻi ʻia e Google Earth, e like me:

E ʻimi i kou hale, a haʻi i kāu mau hoaaloha.
Loaʻa ka ʻāpana 51, ka mea i manaʻo ʻia he mea lilo
E ʻimi i ka Hale Paʻi, a ʻike i ke aniani (a ʻole i kēia manawa, hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i ke Bush e nānā pū ana me nā binocular i uhi ʻia i ka satellite o Google (kiʻi).
E nānā i ka hale o kou hoalauna, e ʻike inā he plpless ma ka palena.
E nānā inā ua ahiahi i'Abelalia (shit).
E ʻike i kahi mamao āu mai kāu mea punahele punahele
E ʻike i ka hale o kāu ex, i ka wā ʻaʻole o ka hale o kāu ex ... maikaʻiʻole i huki geek !!!!!
Mahalo iā Google Earth Uribio ua loaʻa iaʻu kahi loaʻa iā Tirofijo, ʻO Ingrid Betancourt a me nā asshole 14 a pau, ma hope o ka ʻimi ʻana iā Google Earth no ʻehā makahiki i loko o nā kalepa Chibchombian.

Eia ʻoe hiki ke ʻike i ka hoʻopau ʻana ma Uncyclopedia

Maanei hiki ʻoe ke ʻike i ka ʻatikala ma Wikipedia

ʻIke wau i ka Uncyclopedia e nānā ana i kahi papahana na Hugo Chavez, i heluhelu wau i ka veratim i ʻōlelo ʻia e Bush, inā ʻaʻole ʻoe makemake e heluhelu, a laila e nānā i ka palapala palapala no kahi paepae:

Makemake wau e aʻo i ka Latin, ka hiki ke ʻōlelo me nā ʻAmelika Latin

- ʻO Bush hōʻike i kona hiki ke hoʻoholo

ʻIke iā ʻoe i kekahi mau lā e haʻi aku iā ʻoe pehea i hele ai ka huakaʻi holoʻokoʻa.