ʻO ka pōʻaiapili Holani, nā noʻonoʻo ʻana o kahi Lakina ʻAmelika

ʻO ka Netherlandsʻo ia kahi kahi e kuhikuhi ai no ka nui o nā hanana i loko o ka māhele aʻoaʻo, akā, ma mua o koʻu hoʻopihaʻana iaʻu iho i nā hihia aʻu e kākauʻole ai, e like me ka nā manawa hope o koʻu heleʻana Makemake wau e hoʻokuʻu i kekahi prose consiousious e kakali ana nā hola lōʻihi iaʻu i ka lele ma mua o ka hoʻi, ʻoi aku ke kumukūʻai no ka mea ke kipi ka honua i ka mokulele. No ka mea hoʻi i luna ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke kākau no ka mea ʻaʻole ʻike ka moeʻuhane e hele mai a hele paha ʻoe i ka hapalua ou, ʻoiai ma Amsterdam ka 5 i ke awakea, ma Houston he 10 i ke kakahiaka; ua hoʻohui i kahi mea hoʻohenehene hilinaʻi liʻiliʻi o ka haʻalele ʻana ma 10 am i ka wā i hele aku ai ma 3 i ke kakahiaka. Huikau loa ka ʻike ʻike maka no nā gps a mākou e lawe ai i loko.

E hoʻokuʻu wau i kēia ʻatikala me kahi mea i ʻoi aku i ka manaʻo pālua, ʻoiai me ka laulā o ka hoʻomaopopo ʻana no ka mea manaʻo wau aia kekahi o kēia ʻaoʻao ka mea ʻike paʻakikī ʻole e pili ana iā Holland: aia ma laila ʻo The Hague kahi e hoʻokolokolo ai i ko mākou pilikia kūwaho, mālama ʻia kāna moʻomeheu i nā kiʻi kuhihewa ʻole e like me nā kāmaʻa mai wahie a me kona mau kinikini. ʻAʻole ʻike iki kekahi mau mea pā o ka mōʻaukala e pāʻani ana ʻo Ruud Gullit i ka ʻalani a ʻoi aku ma mua o hoʻokahi i hoʻolohe i kāna ʻano no ke ahonui, haʻi ʻino ʻia e nā haumāna hoʻololi i hoʻihoʻi mai i ʻekolu mau kumu no ke aha lākou e hele ai i laila e hana ai i kā lākou kēkelē. :

	No nā hale hoʻokipa nani, Aia ma waena o lākou ka Heineken Beer Museum, kahi inu e pau ai e like me ka wai, e like me ka'ōlelo hōʻailona o 8 mau leiani maʻamau no ke olakino.
	Ma kaʻike i ka mālamalama o ka pō, me nā mea ʻulaʻula i nā hale hoʻokamakama, me nā kaikamahine i nā puka aniani, kahi hana i kū i ke kānāwai. Kuhi kahi hoʻolaha e ke keʻena mākaʻikaʻi inā hele ʻoe i Holland a ʻai ʻole i ka mea e hana ai, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ʻaʻole e haʻi aku ua hele ʻoe.
	No kaʻono maikaʻi o kahi cafecito, hele pinepine ia ma Amsterdam, kahi e lawelawe ai lākou i kafe me ka piʻi waina, a pau hoʻi i kaʻaiʻia i ke ala kūpono.

Akā ʻo ka loaʻa ʻana o kahi manaʻo o ka pōʻaiapili Hōlani ma mua o ka mākaʻikaʻi ʻana i nā wili mōʻaukala, nā māla tulip pua a i ʻole nā ​​māla makani i kēia manawa hoʻi i kēlā me kēia wahi. No laila e hōʻalo ai i ka maʻalahi, ʻike wau i kēia wale nō kaʻu ʻike mai kahi kiko kikoʻī o ka manaʻo. ma waenakonu o ke kope ... inā ʻaʻole lākou e ʻae, e hele kēlā me kēia i laila a nānā iā lākou iho.

Aia pono nā nūpepa ma laila, no ka mea hele i hala e nānā i nā poʻo inoa; a ʻoiaiʻaʻohe mea e makaʻu iā lākou, ke hoʻomaka nei lākou i ka hōʻino Berlusconi. ʻLelo lākou ua hiki i nā ʻekolu x o ka hae kūloko ke hōʻailona i ko lākou ʻae ʻana i nā ala o ke ola, ka mea i hakakā me kā mākou ʻike, ʻoiai mākou e ʻike nei i ka makua ʻole kuleana ʻole, ka palaho a me ka like ʻole o ka nohona nā hana i ʻaneʻane e ʻae ʻia e like me ke kānāwai; noʻonoʻo lākou i kēlā ala ke kuhikuhi lākou iā mākou.

Eia nō naʻe, ʻoiai lākou e hoʻolaha nei i kahi ʻano lāhui ʻole ma ke ʻano haipule, ʻaʻole pono lākou e hoʻomaʻamaʻa iā ia i ka pōʻaiapili moʻomeheu. ʻAʻohe o lākou manaʻo e pili ana i ka moekolohe a kā lākou keikikāne e lawe ai, akā ʻaʻole ʻo ia e hele e hālāwai me Moroccan ma hope o ke kula. No laila e lohe paha ʻoe i nā huaʻōlelo e like me:

ʻAʻole wau he lapaʻau, akā makaʻu wau i nā Pole aʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke kū i ka poʻe Moroccans ...
- E nā keiki,ʻaʻole mākou he launa, akā,ʻaʻole mākou e'āpono iā lākou no ka mea e pōʻino ana ko mākou kaiaulu ...

A ʻo ia ka ʻano o mākou nā kānaka. ʻOkoʻa ʻokoʻa e like me ka UTM e loli ai i nā wahi, kā mākou prototypes e pili ana i ka hana a ka ʻohana, ka pilina a me ka ʻuhane o ka hoʻomaikaʻi. ʻOiaʻiʻo ua ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o koʻu nānā ʻana e ʻoliʻoli i kaʻu mau keiki ma ke ʻano Mesoamerican, ʻoi aku ka nui i kēia manawa no ka manawa mua aʻu i hōʻike ai. egeomate.com i ka poʻe Hepanipaniʻole e'ōlelo nei i ka lehulehu.

Maliʻa paha ma kahi o mākou e ʻokoʻa nui ai ka hōʻike o ke aloha ʻohana, anuanu nā pilina ʻohana, ʻaʻole no ka maikaʻi ʻole, akā no ka mea he ʻano ʻē aʻe ia. ʻIke pū mākou i kekahi o kēia i kekahi o kā mākou mau ʻāina, akā ʻaʻole ia ka laulā. ʻO ke kekelē laeoʻo a i ʻole ka pono e loaʻa kālā ʻaʻole lākou i hoihoi i ka hānau ʻia ʻana o nā keiki, eia mākou ke mihi nei no ka male ʻana o kā kāua kaikamahine 26 makahiki, ma laila lākou e wikiwiki nei e haʻalele koke. 

"Uaʻikeʻoe i kaʻu'ōlelo aʻo maikaʻi loa, e ke kaikamahine, e hoʻohana i ka condom,ʻaʻohe oʻu hoihoi i kāuʻoihana, ināʻaʻoleʻoe e lawe mai i kahi pōmaika ma mua o ka inoa."

'Oiai, me aʻu i olelo aku i ke kumu, e mai e ike i ka pōkole huakaʻi eha lā ia oe wale i manawa e hele ai i ka holoholo i ka paka (a mea i ka ho'āʻoʻana o ka papa), akā, ma kahi i Duck o' Amelika i loko o ka wai anu wale ike hele mai nā lauʻeleʻele mai nā kumu lāʻau a me nāʻelemākule e hele ana i kahi'īlio nūnaʻi, ua haʻalulu i kahi kaʻawale a me ka peni ...

ʻAʻohe keiki, ināʻaʻole lākou i helu,ʻaʻole mākou e helu no lākou no ka mea e hoʻihoʻi ana lākou i ka leka.  No laila e nānā me ka'īlio, no ka meaʻo ia wale nō ka hoʻoilina. 

ʻOiaʻiʻo nā lula o ke kūpaʻa kona ʻano, kaulike. Inā hana kāu keikikāne i ka hale ʻaina a ʻaʻole uku kāna haku iā ia no ka mea he pilikia kāna a hele paha i ka panakalupa, no 80 Euros ʻaʻole ʻoe e lawe iā ia i ka ʻaha, akā hele ʻoe e ʻai i ka hale ʻaina me kou ʻohana a uku ʻole ʻoe i ke kāne ... ke hoʻopaʻapaʻa nei e hana ʻoe i loko o kekahi mau mahina, ke uku wau i kāu keiki. Hoʻi hoʻi nā keiki i ke kūpaʻa, aneane like akā ʻaʻole like ma ke ʻano like. ʻO ko mākou manaʻo o ka puʻuhonua ʻo ia ka poʻe ʻelemakule i haʻalele ʻia i ko mākou mau kūlanakauhale Hispanic, e hoʻāʻo nei e kūʻai aku i nā mea hana lima ma o ka maka e nānā pono ana i ke ala ākea, e like me lākou, me ka ʻokoʻa he ola mālama ko lākou me ke kālā e pono ai ka mokuʻāina e hoʻi iā lākou. no ka hāʻawi ʻana i ka hāʻawi ʻana i ke kaiāulu ... nīnau no mākou, akā ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ke hoʻomanaʻo mākou i ka hapa nui o ko mākou ola lōʻihi e pau i nā maʻi paʻakikī, ʻo ia wale nō, e mālama nei i nā moʻopuna a me ka ʻole o nā kūlana kūpono ʻaʻole hiki iā mākou ke hāʻawi iā lākou.

Hoʻomaha au e wehewehe e pili ana i ka hoʻowahāwahā ʻole ʻia me ka Dutch, a me kā mākou moʻomeheu Hispanic. Hoʻokomo wale wau i mau laʻana no ka ʻokoʻa ma ka pōʻaiapili.

Akā ʻoluʻolu ka pilina ma ka wela o ke kofe maikaʻi, hui hou i Leidseplein kahi kamaʻāina i hoʻololi ʻia i kēlā ʻano ma hope o 18 mau makahiki. ʻOiai ʻapo lākou i kēlā moʻomeheu ua ʻae lākou ʻaʻole lākou e hoʻi i kēia ʻāina o #% @ # 9… (hewa), ma muli o ke ʻano like o ʻEulopa o ka heluhelu wale ʻana i nā poʻo inoa; aʻoi aku ka nui inā nele kā mākou nūpepa i ka aʻo ʻana a ola ʻole ma ka nūhou tabloid o ka hewa i hoʻonohonoho ʻia a me ka ʻaihue ʻana i nā kuleana kanaka, i hoʻohui ʻia i nā hana iki a kā mākou poʻe kālaiʻāina mai #% @ # 9 ... (ʻaʻole nā ​​mea āpau akā kokoke i nā mea āpau) e hana i nā mea mau aiʻole ma ka liʻiliʻi hāʻawi i kahi kiʻi ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi inā he ʻelele lākou ma laila.

Kū like lākou me mākou, kānaka. Kupaianaha no ke kauoha a lākou e pili ana i ka mālama ʻana i nā lula i hala i mau makahiki e kūkulu ai, e like me ka ʻōnaehana alanui Amsterdam, me kahi pūnaewele paʻakikī o ka metro, nā kaʻa ponoʻī, nā ala no nā holo kaʻa, nā kaʻaahi a me nā kahawai. Ua like ko lākou hopohopo me kā mākou, akā me nā hōʻike like ʻole: ʻaʻohe mea e kaena like ma aneʻi o kahi kalaka nui, kahi i ʻike ʻia ma ke ʻano he kolu. ʻAʻole, hoʻohana lākou i kahi kaʻa kuʻikahi, no nā mākua ka moku (i ka hāʻule) a me ka kaʻa kaʻa kaʻa kaʻa i ka piʻi ʻana: ʻoiai ka mea nui ke kaʻa kaʻa. ʻAʻole pili ke kumu kūʻai, ʻae, me kahi ʻāpana o ka padlock i ʻoi aku ka waiwai ma mua o ka mea like, inā ʻaʻole ʻoe makemake e ʻaihue ʻia a hoʻopau ʻia i lalo i kahi kahawai.

ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi o ke kaiāulu i nā ʻano he nui, ʻoiai nō naʻe, like lākou me mākou, ʻaʻole lākou e lilo i ka wahaheʻe: Ke inaina nei ʻoe i nā Pole no ka mea pili lākou i ka lawehala, akā ʻae ʻoe e kiʻi ʻoe i kāu keiki hanauna iā ʻoe no 15 Euros i kekahi mau pepeiao pepeiao no iPhone e pono ana 60 i loko o ka hale kūʻai. Paipai lākou i kāu maʻalea a hoʻomanawanui i kou hōʻike ʻole ʻana i ke kumu ma ke ʻano he pilikino.

ʻAʻohe ʻaihue nui, akā maikaʻi loa hiki ke huki ʻia kāu pēke i kahi pua rose i hoʻolālā maikaʻi ʻia. ʻAʻole ʻoe e hōʻike aku no ka mea he pohō wale ia, ʻoi loa i kā mākou me ke kālepa lāʻau a me ka hewa i hoʻonohonoho ʻia aia mākou i ke kāhea i ka lani. Ma laila hiki iā ʻoe ke hele wāwae no nā hola me kāu iPad i ka lima a ma ka nui ʻaʻole e hōʻeha nā poʻe iā ʻoe, no ka mea ʻo ka manawa a me ke kānāwai i oʻo ai iā lākou. Aia nā maʻa ma kahi pae ʻē aʻe; Makaʻu lākou i ke kānāwai no ka mea ʻike lākou ka mimi ʻana ma ke alanui hiki ke uku iā lākou 200 Euro, akā i ka manawa i hopu ʻia lākou hiki iā lākou ke hana i ke ola o nā kiʻi i nā mākaʻi i hoʻokahi pō hoʻokahi. E noi i ke kiaʻi no ka wai i kēlā me kēia 5 mau minuke, inā hōʻole ʻo ia hiki iā ia ke hele i ka hale paʻahao no hoʻokahi mahina; ke luhi ke kiaʻi ua haʻi ʻoe iā ʻoe makemake ʻoe i ka mimi, inā ʻaʻole wikiwiki ke kiaʻi iā ʻoe i loko o ka urination a i kēia manawa ʻaʻole ia e pale aku i kahi hoʻopiʻi no ka mālama ʻole akā hoʻomaʻemaʻe hoʻi i ka pelapela. A iā ʻoe i ka aloaliʻi, ʻo ia ka lā aʻe ...

Sir Lunakanawai,ʻO wau nō ka pono kupa, au e hana ino i ke kanaka, au minamina ua hana keia nele nae au i makemake e uku i ka 200 Euro, no ka mea, ke manaʻo nei au ka mea makemake e oi maikaʻi kēia 32 hola o koʻu manawa ana kanaka i nele i loko o ka haukapila .

No laila, nā makahiki, nā uku hoʻopaʻi, a me nā aʻo kula e hoʻohanohano ka poʻe i ke kānāwai. ʻOiai ʻike paha ʻoe i kekahi e holo paikikala ana me ka lima hoʻokahi a e kamaʻilio pū ana me ke kelepona me kekahi, a i ʻole he kaikamahine me kāna ʻīlio i ka ʻeke mua e neʻe hewa wale ana a hoʻopaʻa ʻia kāna huelo i nā waha o ka huila o mua. e haki i waena o kahi haunaele o ke ala.

ʻO kēia ke ʻano o kā mākou poʻe, ʻokoʻa. ʻO kēia ka manaʻo aʻu iā lākou, ma ke alanui e wikiwiki nei nā mea āpau, ke kaʻaahi, ke kaʻaahi, ke kaʻa ʻōhua, nā makahiki, nā mea āpau.

Koe i loko o kahi cafe, kahi e kū mālie ai ka manawa. ʻAʻohe mea i koi e hoʻopau i ke kamaʻilio ʻana. Aʻohe kanaka. I ke kekelē i hiki ai iaʻu ke loaʻa i kahi kofe, kahi sanwī ʻē me ka hua manu, kākau i kaʻu ʻatikala a i koʻu haʻalele ʻana i ka mea lawelawe ʻike wau i kaʻu mea nāna e hoʻomaopopo, ma hope o ka hoʻāʻo ʻana i ʻelua mau hoʻāʻo ikaika hiki iā ia ke haʻi a wehewehe iā ia.

-Gofuma, Geofoma, Geofumadas!

A kono mailaʻo ia iaʻu i kekahi kofe'ē aʻe, i ka maikaʻi o ka hale.